All breasts are beautiful and they all deserve well fit, comfortable support.

All breasts are beautiful and they all deserve well fit, comfortable support.

Well, it’s Thursday Swimwear and Lingerie Friends!

Let’s dive right into our Fitting Tip Thursday post.

Sofia Vergara Cleavage

Sofia Vergara Cleavage

If you’re breasts are so squoooooshed together that they regularly look like they’re having a cage match to decide which is the more dominant and wins the right of sternum space,

They even kind of look like boobies don't they?

They even kind of look like boobies don’t they?

…and a sweat river created by the close quarters ensures that you have a “waterway to heaven” rather than a “hairway to heaven“, perpetually trickling down your chest and tummy into your pants, leaving an ever-growing watermark and sweat stain on all of your tops,

Splish splash, you better take a baaaath.

Splish splash, you better take a baaaath.

{deep breath now}

You might need a bra fitting.

But I guess that’s only applicable if you find the above situations uncomfortable and unsanitary.

{So many people do it, that there must be a weird cult following for super-sweaty, smelly cleavage or something}

Cheers,

Maggie

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