Curvy Kate's Thrill Me Showgirl in Azure and Plum! This bra fits beautifully! Take note ladies!

Curvy Kate's Thrill Me Showgirl in Azure and Plum! This bra fits beautifully! Take note ladies!


Happy Fitting Tip Thursday Swimwear and Lingerie friends.

I think I’ve found a very convincing scenario for everyone this week. So, without further ado, and with our traditional, grateful nod in Jeff Foxworthy’s general direction, let’s get right down to it!

{deep breath… flicky, flicky thing with the hands, while I jump up and down and get into character… annoying, gargley sounding throat-clearing, out of the way, rapid blink to center myself and feel the role….}

Warm up exercises

Warm up exercises

If you haven’t seen the inside of a lingerie department or bra boutique since the Playtex Cross Your Heart Bra was the newest and hottest technology,

Playtex Cross Your Heart Bra: Undeniable sex appeal here...right?

Playtex Cross Your Heart Bra: Undeniable sex appeal here...right?

…and the last time you removed your shirt in front of another person, lover, partner, spouse, friend, pet, Fed Ex delivery person, pool boy, mirror, blind masseuse attendant, doctor or police for-the-strip-search-they-insist-on-because-clearly-you’re-transporting-illegal-exotics-into-the-country-within-the-cavernous-bowels-of-your-older-than-dirt-over-the-shoulder-boulder-{and, impossibly super-cute spider monkey} holder…

Monkey in bra...wait no! That's not what I meant at all!

Monkey in bra...wait no! That's not what I meant at all!

…they ran screaming from the room, babbling about seeing the next signifier of the oncoming zombie apocalypse in the many folds, wrinkles and puckers of your way-too-huge-and-floppy bra…

Hey! Zombies are people too! We all need to feel pretty sometimes...

Hey! Zombies are people too! We all need to feel pretty sometimes...

…and the squirm-tastic appearance of a freakish new hybrid between Magda from There’s Something About Mary

Proving there really is such a thing as too much sun and too little support

Proving there really is such a thing as too much sun and too little support

…and the always alluring Crypt Keeper.

The Crypt Keeper: More wrinkles than an elephant's hemorrhoids

The Crypt Keeper: More wrinkles than an elephant's hemorrhoids

All together now {with feeling!}

You might need a bra fitting! Please for the love of lace… just take a chance and go… the results can be surprisingly positive and “uplifting”! {my humble apologies for that hideous pun… but ya gotta give me one every so often… you wouldn’t believe all the ones I hold back!}

We can't make it any more clear... it's time to admit you may need a different size!

We can't make it any more clear... it's time to admit you may need a different size!

Seriously, there’ve been some advances in the last 40 years!

Cheers,

Maggie

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