Hello Swimwear and Lingerie lovers!

Did everyone survive Valentine’s Day? Somewhat?

Hopefully, you had a wonderful time and treated yourselves to some excellent food, wine, desserts and lingerie…with or with out a date!

Let’s take a moment and flash back to your early forays into love and relationships. I’m thinking about that first real girlfriend or boyfriend and your attempts to navigate “the bases”.

Everyone remembers that really awkward moment when a bra just WOULD NOT COME OFF! Right? Seriously, we used to joke that the clasps on a bra were like the chastity belts of the modern world.

Fast forward to the present day and we can all admit that sometimes, our skills just don’t improve as adults! You would think that it would behoove a lover to practice the art of unclasping a bra on their free time… but apparently that is way too much trouble.

Luckily for those unskilled people technology has found a solution to the problem at hand. That solution doesn’t require dexterity or even a proper effort… nope, just the ability to clap like a two year old!

Ladies and Gentlemen…. Please meet;

The Clap Bra;

Seriously and if you were doubting if this could actually happen, please see the handy dandy, not-so-safe-for-work (although there are nipple pasties involved to protect your modesty), video on the so-called “BEST INVENTION EVER!”

Now, some sites are saying that this ‘fabulous’ idea will help to enhance lovemaking… Bwa haaa haaaa, perhaps if you are dating bozo the clown and enjoy comic relief or really silly play acting, but I have to believe that mature adults are really not that interested in such a goofy gimmick.

It actually sounds like something that John Candy would have created for SCTV. Don’t you think?

Well, the creator, Randy Sarafan, apparently thinks it could be the next big thing and kudos to him for his optimism and giving me a really good chuckle today! He says, “Those of us in Western cultures have a thing or two to learn from the Syrians about gaudy electronic lingerie. Henceforth, it became my mission to fast-forward lingerie technology in the West.”

Very Star Trek and forward thinking of him. I wish it made a neat gadget-y noise when it released or came with a remote control, so you don’t wake the kids up while trying to be playful and amorous….

Don’t worry, it isn’t actually real… but imagine the possibilities if it were? If you want to geek out and make one of your own, pop on over here and have a go… but please, oh please, come right back and tell me all about it!

In the mean time… let’s give Randy a hand for ingenuity!

Oops, sorry Mam. Nice nipple pasties by the way!