Kinda fancy isn't it?

Kinda fancy isn't it?

Happy Thursday Swimwear and Lingerie freaks!

Everyone excited as we close in on another weekend? No need to rush on past Thursday though, after all, we have our Fitting Tip Thursday first, and we wouldn’t want to miss that, now would we?

I was even able to find a Jeff Foxworthy video that speaks about fashion tips and bras! I know, right?

Right, well then our little intervention for the bra fitting innocents in the world is ready and waiting to go!

Not sure this is the intended use...

Not sure this is the intended use...

If you find yourself frequently having to tell the bouncer at the nightclub, that he’ll just have to wait a moment, because you know “for sure” that you left your ID in your left cup, after you’ve unloaded your: wallet, lipstick, extra prophylactic protection, chewing gum, car keys,

{…deep breathe… and exhale….continue}

…cell phone, extra pair of undies {in case you get lucky}, extra pair of underwear {in case your timing is off and you get unlucky and regret wearing a white dress}, emergency sanitary products, compact, day timer, granola bar {in-case-you-get-hungry-because-the-food-at-these-bars-is-so-darn-expensive}, the flask {that-you-thought-you-were-being-all-wiley-sneaking-in-but-now-have-to-pretend-to-be-shocked-by-and-say-“Now how did that get there?”}, the spare change you were able to scrounge from your car’s cup holder and a sharpie to defend your honour in the ladies room stall… from your right cup…

NO! Do not attempt this...unless scurvy is a very real danger, in which case tally ho!

NO! Do not attempt this...unless scurvy is a very real danger, in which case tally ho!

Let’s say it this time in a three part harmony with a little extra vibrato on the finale okay?

Riiight, well, there's no accounting for taste... snerk.. see what I did there????

Riiight, well, there's no accounting for taste... snerk.. see what I did there????

Okay FINE! We’ll do it the same old way. Sheesh, try to bring a little art and culture to the blog and get shot down…

Chocolate? Really? Now that's just being silly... it'll melt all over the place!

Chocolate? Really? Now that's just being silly... it'll melt all over the place!

All together now!

For those in a quest for cleavage and  lifelong addiction issues!

For those in a quest for cleavage and lifelong addiction issues!

…You might need a bra fitting!

Bwa haa haa haa!

Bwa haa haa haa!

Cheers,

Maggie

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